住口

住口
 
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
如果你的狗在後門吠，而你的妻子在前門大喊大叫，你會讓那一個先進來？
 
The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
當然是狗，至少它進來後會住口。
 
 
結婚周年
 
I asked my wife, Where do you want to go on our anniversary?
我問太太： "結婚周年紀念，你想去那 ??？"
 
She said, Somewhere I have never been!
她說： "那裡都好，只要是我沒去過的地方。"
 
I told her, How about the kitchen?
我說： "廚房怎麼樣？"
 
 
手拉手
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
我們時常都手拉手。如果放開，她就會去購物了。

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